New Year, New Ada?

As the clock struck midnight on December 31st, Ada enthusiastically donned her sparkly resolution-themed hat and began typing away, determined to list every resolution that popped into her head. 

Ada's resolutions ranged from the usual suspects like "hit the gym" and "eat more kale" to the downright peculiar, such as "learn to juggle flaming marshmallows while riding a unicycle" and "master interpretive dance in zero gravity." As the night wore on, Ada's list grew longer and more absurd by the minute.  

Her fingers danced across the keyboard like a frenzied maestro conducting a symphony of goals. The list expanded into the absurdly ambitious— like "teach penguins to tap dance." 

But alas, Ada's enthusiasm got the better of her. As she reached for the laptop charger, her wrist rebelled against the relentless typing. A twinge of pain shot through her hand, and she winced. In the end, Ada's grand plans for the new year were thwarted not by lack of motivation, but by an overzealous pursuit of resolutions.